Capitalism is Dead.
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Well, hi there. I am Michelle, live in the East Village, and am into Comedy (acting and writing). I know I might look like a murderer in my pic. Am on it. You can email me at banalfixation [at] gmail.com. Welcome to my blog!
September 29, 2008
September 29, 2008
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I work in the Financial District and the mood today is obviously verysomber. The Dow fell 777 points, Wachovia has been bought by Citi,
today is the worst single-drop day for stocks in 20 years. How are we
going to get ourselves out of this? Peaceful protests. Ok. Maybe
not really. But these people did draw a crowd. Where ususally it is
tourists en route to the Statue of Liberty, or worse yet, the WTC site
- the crowd surrounding these protesters were all suited up, and just
kind of staring, not even snickering. Though one seemed to capture
the mood perfectly when he said "You may be right about capitalism and
our governement, especially today, but bad punctuation sure isn't
helping your cause." Truer words...
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September 28, 2008
You want to meet up where?
I was recently walking through this park near City Hall and heard thebest exchange ever.
Guy: Hey, Jen?
Jen: Yah! Oh hey. Whats up? This is only my second match.com, I'm
a little nervous right now.
Guy: No worries, did you find the place ok?
Jen: Yes. I've actually never been to the People with AIDS Plaza, so
I had to ask directions.
Fin.
This guy sounds tremendous. "Her profile is cute. I should just take
this emailing to the next level and propose a face to face meeting.
But where? The clock at Grand Central? Too busy. Central Park?
Been done a thousand times. Oh wait, there was that People with AIDS
Plaza. Done."
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July 25, 2008
Thursday.
I am never, ever drinking again. Last night went out for Happy Hour - 4 glasses of wine, and not even a slice of pizza. Ahh, going out on Thursday nights and drinking too much reminds me of my college days. Except without all those abortions. Kidding! Sherri Shephard, anyone?
In other news, this is the best blog ever: jasonmulgrew.com Yesterday I was g-chatting or facebook-chatting or whatever with Mr. Mulgrew himself. Bouyed by the free yogurt parfait I found in the refrigerator at lunch I IM-ed him, and we had a short, albeit powerful and intensely awkward conversation. Mostly about "The Jersey Stranger" and something called "The Tony Danza." Evidently he is trying to get the word out there about the Jersey Stranger. After that conversation I was sitting at my desk IMing with a friend telling her I wished I had more people in my life that told me about things like that. She thought that was incredibly sad.
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July 22, 2008
Baby Got Back.
Ok, I have realized that I am kinda cockblocking myself on this here blog. I will think of a post, and then edit myself. But no more! See, this is why Posterous is brilliant. You can just submit things as you think of it, anywhere, and it can be as freeflowing as you want. So here goes!
Thanks to all suggestions for Boner Jams '08. I believe my favorite would have to be reader Garry's, which were: "Pony" by Ginuwine or anything by R. Kelley. I am just going to go out on a limb and say that 1999 was probably a very good year for Garry, and he is sticking with what works!
Also, I feel bad that I laughed as hard as I did when I saw this sign. Damn it Chris Rock, and his Tossing Salad Prison Guy. I can never go back to such innocence.
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July 14, 2008
Boner Jams '08
This weekend I worked on a comedy short that shall soon be posted! I am trying to pick the music for this one short that has, a umm, sex scene. Sorry, but thats how I roll. I know we are just getting to know one another on this thing. But yah. I like to direct sex scenes for comedy shorts on my weekends. It's just what I do. Where are you going? Do I judge when you blog about the best Cambodian food you had at the little out of the way place off the Q train? No. So now you now. This is what I'm into. Whew. It feels so good just to be open with all of you. Maybe we can talk about this face to face sometime? I feel like you're not getting my tone on this thing. Should we just brunch it out and talk about it?
Anywho, I am looking for some music to go with it, and thats where you come in! Put in the comments some of your favorite sexy songs! It can be any genre, just whatever you find sexy - me, I'm into the Andrews sisters, so there's no judgment here. We can even make a Banal Fixation Boner Jam '08 compilation!
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July 14, 2008
