This is the sweetest form letter I have ever received.

From applying for a job online:
"...If you are not selected, do not consider it a poor reflection on you; rather, it is an indication that another candidate has skills that better fit the role..."That almost brought tears to my eyes! I KNEW it wasn't me! It's just that someone is a better fit for what you want than...I am. So I guess it's not that you're just not that into me, you are just really, really into this other girl. Who has a great resume. And loves business casual. And probably really loves the gym. Who has probably never cried in a bathroom at work. So, ok. Cool. Totally feel good now. Just have some dust in both my eyes...