Top 3 Reasons Why I Will Never Be Able to Have Sex Again
This has been a banner week of boner-killing revelations and images. It would take a lot of emotionally intense conversations/asking questions about my life/making me laugh (keys to the city boys!) to recover from this. Behold:
1. Mackenzie Phillips + John Phillips revelation. Let's not ruin this with words.
2. This article about Bernie + Ruth Madoff this morning (via NY Magazine), "In an interview with Diane Sawyer, Ross related the following information about Bernie and Ruth's behavior while the Ponzi-schemer was being held on house arrest:"Some of the times they walked around naked, Bernie and Ruth, there were surveillance cameras there. They had to be told. "Remember, we can see you."
Why do I keep reading articles in which I have to imagine Bernie Madoff's schmeckel? Not good.
3. Peggy Olson + Duck Phillips. Hermes her? I hardly know her.
"I want to take you into that bedroom, lock the door, take your clothes off with my teeth, throw you on the bed and give you a go-around like you've never had"
Would that he were bedless, clothesless, and toothless.
